You MIGHT be an RA/RM if...

1. You no longer giggle when someone says the word "duty".
Others:

You:

2. You know that "Ride that Pony" and "Big Booty" are games and not names of pornography films.

3. Your heart stops for a second any time the duty phone rings.

4. It is perfectly acceptable to be up at 3:00 am working.

5. Every holiday is an opportunity for a program/bulletin board.

6. You know the first names of all the pizza-delivery workers in the area.

7. You have Campus Police, ProStaff on call, and Topper's Pizza on speed dial.

8. You have an inexplicable desire to shout out the name of your area  at inappropriate times (TG!).

9. You love and appreciate all maintenance/housekeeping staff.

and finally...
10. You are always expecting the unexpected.

-By Shauna Sinyard